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Are ya ready skids? (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

I haven’t heard skid used as a term for a person since I left my small Ontario town haha

[-] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

So, you're hanging with your pals on the farm the other day...

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago

BRUNCH CLUB PORN CAKES!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Ps: Neotori is less expensive and still about the same quality

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

What the fuck is this place?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I was pretty stonery in m'youth, and lemme tell you, I was not about to wake up early enough to brunch

[-] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

Go to bed early on April 19th. Wake up at 4:20 AM. Have a lil' wake and bake. Get kitted up and go for a nice wander, listening to some sweet tunes, maybe hit a trail for a bit, etc. Meander your way to the brunch place, preferably an all-you-can-eat affair, around opening time. Have one more bowl/joint. If AYCE, make the owner regret their business model. Spend the rest of the day in a food coma watching stupid movies.

This is the way.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

As Einstein said: everything is relative (did he really say that?)

Breakfast: 0-3 Hours after getting up 2nd Breakfast (for hobbits only): 1,5-4,5 Hours after getting up Brunch: 3-6 Hours after getting up Lunch: 6-9 Hours after getting up Tea:9-12 Hours after getting up Dinner: 12-15 Hours after getting up

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I think it's a pancake place in Bali 😄

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

Oh, man. I've been here and the porn cakes are possibly the most fucked up pancakes I've ever had.

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