Vote for Republicans = You're an evil Nazi

Vote for Democrats = You're an evil liberal, and liberals are just veiled fascist

Vote for third party = You're wasting your vote, you're probably just a foreign asset

Vote for progressives = You support neoliberalism that masquerades as milquetoast socialism

Don't vote at all = You're a privileged asshole who caused all these issues by not voting

It literally doesn't matter what you do or who you vote for, you simply can't win with these people. There's no appeasing them, they will forever complain about how you vote.

Moral superiority really doesn't do much in this situation, but OK.

If all you're doing is "voting", then you have no right to a good night's sleep at all.

If you're still self-righteous about losing like 9mos later, that's even more gross.

Where is this dream candidate anyway? I haven't seen them out there opposing genocide... Much like this gross meme...

So you voted Green.

I didn't vote For this at all, but I did know when I voted that this was still the most likely outcome, regardless of whether my candidate won or not. When you are forced to pick between Hitler and Vichy France, you know you are going to lose whoever wins, it's only a matter of time.