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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You keep talking but never do anything.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So what you're saying is I'm all chatter, no splatter?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If only someone would always post the location of billionares and their planes and yachts

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I mean how am I supposed to capture a flying jet?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

There are ways XD

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

may i introduce to you: handheld guided surface-to-air missiles

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

A hobby drone carrying a few feet of steel cable flown into the engine intakes as it takes off or lands?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

It's not just natural and compostable - it's incredibly and unimaginably eco friendly, super carbon negative, has positive effects on people's lives, and morally such a positive yearly habit (/ritual/tradition) that instantly cures depression & guarantees the best afterlife (or no afterlife for those who had enough).

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Real talk though, bonemeal is high in phosphorus, a plant macronutrient. I do not actually suggest using human bones

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Is there really no downsides to eating the rich?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Better than eating plastic

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

but the rich are made out of plastic, no?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

plastic is unhealthy to eat

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

The meat might be tender, but if they're US billionaires they'll likely have abnormally high salt content. Just something to be aware if you have high cholesterol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Humanity might actually survive climate change, depending on your viewpoint that could probably be a negative!

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

And it grows saplings instantly

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're sending really mixed signals.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just really like soil amendments. And mixed signals.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

But not mixed amendments and soil signals? Just checking.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Just imagine how much CO2 will never get released if you plant a tree with rich peoples bones!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

All this talk of eating the rich, when we should really use the rich as fertilizer. This has the side benefit of allowing one to include their vegan or vegetarian friends.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can I exchange them for carbon credits? A single one is probably better than quute a huge forrest!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Asking for a friend!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

this is great. but shouldn't we also fix the system that allows billionaires to exist?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

then how are se going continue to get etically harvested human bones?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

You think the billionaires will stand by and let you do that?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (6 children)

One thing I've always wondered is why people keep parroting "eat the rich" and say they actually mean it when you ask, but not a single story about someone actually doing it comes up. When is someone going to actually follow through?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

They taste like fossil fuels, I don't recommend it tbh

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I don't know if you want a serious answer but here you go: it has to be something done in massive numbers to shift the power balance towards the people and away from the billionaires, else it's just an individual killing a poor father of three or whatever sob story they'd like to tell that happened to be a CEO

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tell me you would seriously eat that! elon-musk-69

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah, it's like eating ass, you don't really do it.

Unless you're a dirty, dirty boy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

They taste horrible is the issue

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

*biodegradeble ecofriendly natural halloween decoration

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Any tips for removing the meat and bleaching the bones?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Step 1: make them mine for coal until they stop moving.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Not coal, make them clean up every piece of litter until they collapse.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

You're gonna have to dive really deep to recover said natural bones

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Lots of politicians out there free to use too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I whant to upvote but we are a t 420 upvotes and i dont whant to be a party pooper

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