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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Real talk though, bonemeal is high in phosphorus, a plant macronutrient. I do not actually suggest using human bones

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Is there really no downsides to eating the rich?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

but the rich are made out of plastic, no?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

plastic is unhealthy to eat

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

The meat might be tender, but if they're US billionaires they'll likely have abnormally high salt content. Just something to be aware if you have high cholesterol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Humanity might actually survive climate change, depending on your viewpoint that could probably be a negative!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Eat the rich -> you be one the next richest -> get eaten

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

And it grows saplings instantly

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're sending really mixed signals.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just really like soil amendments. And mixed signals.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

But not mixed amendments and soil signals? Just checking.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Just imagine how much CO2 will never get released if you plant a tree with rich peoples bones!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

All this talk of eating the rich, when we should really use the rich as fertilizer. This has the side benefit of allowing one to include their vegan or vegetarian friends.