"Prove you're not one of those woke trannies. Show me what's down your trousers, or I shoot."
Probably a brown smear given the way he's looking at her trigger finger.
“I’m sorry sergeant but you’re infected”
Is that Richard Hammond running from rabid Top Gear fans
That's Robert Carlyle. Scottish actor, best known from Trainspotting or The Full Monty.
The movie is called "28 week later". I haven't seen it. It's about zombies I think.
Is it the one where he dumps his wife via boat but later catches an STD from her?
LMAO! We need a bad movie summary comm.
I think the best thing I've heard in this vein is that if you watch the Sound of Music in reverse, it's about a woman who divorces her husband, shushes her kids, and then wanders off into the mountains to become a nun.
"Badenoch looks for new and exciting ways of shooting herself in the foot".
"And you said you had an ancestor that was born outside of the uk 20 generations ago? Get in the fucking plane to Rwanda, NOW"
*- Olukemi Olufunto "Anchor Baby" Adegoke Badenoch
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kemi_Badenoch#Early_life_and_education
"You're holding it wrong ma'am"
"Kindergartner Teacher Training Day in MURICA."
This is a British rifle and soldier.
There's a gun in the picture, so we can still claim it for 'MURICA. Our borderless nationalism could be endearing, if it wasn't scary.
I’ve noticed a lot of the “I’m one of the good ones” types genuinely seem to think everything that happens online is either in or relating to America.
Yes. And it said "caption this," not "accurately caption this."
“Ma’am you’re pointing it wrong. Your foot is down there.”
I’m the captain now.
"How many muppets did you lot lose before you started sending them to H&K to mend?"
The soldier is now safer than the politico.
No foul language - i.e. French 🤮
Obviously satire, dozy wankers
