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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Saltless tears

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Y'all got your daily dihydrogen monoxide intake ?

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

Not sure what my guy is on about. Water is now called Liquid Death where I’m at.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

And it costs $9 and comes in a can rather than $0 in a cardboard cup.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

Gotta get me some crisp wet

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

My gf and I call it crisp as well

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

At restaurants in London they would ask for still or sparkling and my friends and I would say, "London's finest" aka tap water is good bro.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Oh mate, there are so many of those!

In French my favorite is the wine joke : "Oh I'll have a nice glass of Château La Fontaine". Or I read a slightly more vulgar variation recently : Château Les Chiottes (les chiottes is the jacks).

I dunno what OP is about. I guess they are just young and not very literate...?

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Not sure how I made that mistake. Fixed.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Adam’s Ale.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

You've never called it wawa?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago
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[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Also out of one.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The guys over at [email protected] might have some thought on this one

Edit: Joke’s on me. They are discussing for over a week now Look over there

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Original reads way better

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

This keeps getting repeated lately. The internet is stupid.

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