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Banned words (sopuli.xyz)
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[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

this is the end of the world

[-] [email protected] 81 points 4 days ago

I was already gonna make fun of the useless red circle, you didn't need to misplace it lol

[-] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago

My entire school had a banned words list they put on a board near the main door.

I remember walking in past the board one morning only to get pulled back by a friend, he didn't say anything just stood pointing at the board....They added 'Milf' to the list of banned words.

[-] [email protected] 97 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Not allowing Miku Miku Beams is reasonable tbh. Firing one of those off can level cities.

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 4 days ago
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[-] [email protected] 73 points 5 days ago

Looks like they banned how to use image editing software as well.

[-] [email protected] 68 points 5 days ago

This must be out of date, there's no big back or turning Ohio or anything. Not even a "ACkShuLly it's GNU...."

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

My kid and his friends didn't make up big back?? This list is old? Fuck. I'm at that point... I know nothing.

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago

miku miku beam

blasphemy

[-] [email protected] 55 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

All words starting with N are banned I guess, like I use *ixOS btw

[-] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

Niagara Falls and Nebraska. Any children whose names start with N - sorry little Neighthan, Nanceigh, and Naruto.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago
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[-] [email protected] 45 points 4 days ago

The concept of "banned words" (other than the offensive stuff, of course) in a classroom is so funny to me. There is no way that the person who came up with that wasn't the sourest loser ever.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 4 days ago

Try teaching middle school. Youโ€™ll understand. That being said, teachers mostly do this as a joke.

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 4 days ago

I always assumed (hoped) these were put up as jokes by the teachers. "Dang it Jeremy that's another one for the board!" type of banter.

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago

Plus kids will find a way. Our english teacher didn't want us to say 'shit', but to use 'sugar' instead.

There was a lot of 'bullsugar' and similar in that class.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I remember that the vice principal of our Christian high school was annoyed with us saying 'gosh darn', and made the mistake of telling us, "If you're going to say 'gosh darn', you might as well say 'god damn', because that's what you really mean, and the Lort knows your heart."

... We all just started flat-out saying 'god damn' like we were told.

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago

I don't not use Arch, by the way

[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Stattdessen nutze ich Bogen.

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 4 days ago

It says words, not phrases. So you're not allowed to use "I," "use," "by," "the," "way," or "and."

[-] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

Me utilises masonry bow, coincidentally

[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Why use many word when few word do trick.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

They really hate "Miku" so they added it twice

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Wait until you hear about "tung"

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[-] [email protected] 43 points 5 days ago

I don't use Ubuntu, by the way.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 5 days ago

I use Ubuntu just to trigger people.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

I use Arch to trigger elitists

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

I use neither Arch nor Ubuntu, btw

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago
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[-] [email protected] 32 points 5 days ago

noo not miku miku beam >.<

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Funny. I use arch by the way.... ๐Ÿ˜‰

[-] [email protected] 28 points 5 days ago
[-] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

All the words that start with n are banned

[-] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago

Noooooooo!!!!

Oh, sorry....

Ooooooooooo!!!!!!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Gyatt! Low key, I Use Arch, By The Way, High key Alpha.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

What the Sigma?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

I manhandle Manjaro.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago
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[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

I use Nyarch, by the way. :3

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Mikuru beam desu.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Chicken jockey
Deez nutz

[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

"N-words" plural? I can imagine edgy students going out of their way to avoid all words starting with that letter as a result of that rule, just to be difficult.

The sign itself lacks words starting with that letter other than the rule which bans it, and the separate quoting of one word that has one in it somewhere suggests they're allowed as long as they're unspecified on the list (otherwise that entry would have been omitted), so it's entirely possible to misinterpret.

On the other hand, avoiding all words starting with that letter seems like a fun idea, but will people even be able to tell? And it's surprisingly hard to express some concepts without it.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

i see what you're up to here. you've created your whole post without words that start with that particular letter. i do disagree that it's hard to express yourself without it however; it's perfectly possible, i'd say simple, actually, to completely erase the letter from your vocabulary. i'm able to get by perfectly well without a sole use of it, all with perfect legibility. yes, i'd go as far as to say that it's probably close to the bottom of the list of letters ~~when~~ if ordered by value. get rid of it, i say. to optimize the alphabet is to get our speech closer to the speed of thought. after that, we ~~can~~ will start to chip at the big boys; your time has come, S!

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

I like how foul language etc is halfway down the list

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

I use LFS btw

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