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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I thought hard about what to do with the cash, but then I thought: "What would Jesus do?"

.So I turned it into wine.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Holy shit

This is some advanced level gourmet dad joke

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Dumb dad here. Heeeelp. What's the joke I'm so obviously missing?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

My dad once picked up a beautiful hitchhiker. In the course of the drive she claimed to be a witch who could turn him into anything she wanted. My father, being very skeptical, asked her to prove it. She whispered some magic words in his ear and, sure enough, he turned into a motel.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Expand the view for the punchline.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Thank you! I didn't realize part of the joke was hidden on my app.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

YW. Took me a minute to sort it out as well.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

This. You're the real hero.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I think I get it. I think the joke is that the dad SPENT it all on wine

I'm glad I'm not the only one who needed to go to the comments

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I recently came into a lot of money.

The bank wouldn't take it, said I'd have to rinse it off first

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Oh shit, we need an Uncle Jokes community

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I found a wallet with a nice amount of money in it.

It was 69 €.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2025
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