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Christian Faith An Important Part Of Who Senator Pretends To Be (theonion.com)

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Never forget that effete jog out of the Capitol when he realised shit was about to go down

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Brave Sir Hawley ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Hawley turned about.
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Hawley!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Is that not how Christians run? ;)

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Hawley almost always looks like he’s about to break into a song about how he definitely does not diddle kids

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Resting diddler face.

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