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What’s the most common owl in the world?
(piefed.social)
No, it's the Superb Owl
That’s a Murican-specific breed which you don’t find in the free world.
don't you mean /c/[email protected]
the v-owel
I guess you could have b-owel as well, but I like “teat” since that’s an actual thing.
I’d usually just say “the teat” and let the lucky recipient of the joke build the full punchline themselves.
Omg, the joke just landed. I was wondering what the eff a teat owl was until I finally said it out loud.
Haha, yeah that’s why I didn’t leave it as just “the teat” when writing it down. One of those that’s better when audible.
I still don't get it...
Tea towel
Ah, thanks. I had to look it up. I think my folks just call them hand towels
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this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2025
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