Probably play some Crash Bandicoot, or go to my nine o clock lecture.
I woke up
Then I went back to bed
Said I woke up
Then I went right back to bed
Go to all the live gigs, then invest. Probably steal PayPal.
Chill
Am I stupid or is this sentence unparseable?
Go into a lab and start researching time travel. Proving to scientist that I'm from the future shouldn't be that hard.
That's 29 years ago. Eeryone I know is as good as dead. I need to find a way to go back
Turn the TV on.
Do you wake up as you are now, or as you were back then? I didn’t exist in 1995.
I'm sure you were still a twinkle in your parents' eyes. And I don't envy what you're about to see.
Dial into my local BBS and play some door games.
Also, tell my younger self not to buy the lifetime subscription to the local BBS and just pay yearly, because this Internet thing is going to get faster and less buggy.
Go back to sleep
Hang out with my grandparents, ask them everything. I miss them.
Masturbate, back to sleep.
Am I a grown adult that wakes up in a foster care home and the child that was there previously is gone?
Do I have to spend the rest of my life without an identity, or clinging to the “delusion” that I was this child that mysteriously disappeared?
Am I a child with 40 years of life experience?
Not long after, When I was 14, my first consensual sexual experience involved an 18-year-old. We got caught, and folks widely regard/regarded her as being inappropriate/in the wrong. Huh. First girlfriend, high school dances/romances. College. Jesus - every relationship basically forever.
If I proceed down the same path, does that mean I’m the creep now?
Go and have a taste of McDonalds if its the same
Get my SNES or Gameboy and play some Zelda.
See DJ Heather and silicon soul live.
depends on what day of the week it is. if it's a weekday then I turn on the TV and watch like Power Rangers or whatever was on during Fox Kids Mornings. Or if i'm in my bedroom where I didn't have cable then bleh had to watch Global (Canada) and it was carebears or inspector gadget or something in the mornings. OR just put on the Genesis/SNES.
If it's Saturday then I'm up early to go to the basement to watch cartoons all morning.
it was way better back then.
I buy relevant stocks to make me rich and revel in the fact that there is no internet again. I am 68 and have been there and done that already.
Yeah, anyone who answers with anything besides “invest in the tech companies you know will get huge, then get into bitcoin early and ride it all the way to $100k each” is going to fail to thrive.
Listen to my mixtape, duh.
1995 I would just be getting home from night shift.
Take a big shit since I can't shitpost
Play video games, that is of course if I am my current age, because I was -1 years old in 1995.
Go back to sleep!
Press the snooze button and go back to sleep.
Party like it's 1999!
Turn off the alarm clock
Drink a glass of chocolate milk, fool around until school time, which began in the afternoon
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