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[-] [email protected] 68 points 3 weeks ago

We can say with absolute certainty that 100% of people who were vaccinated will die.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Only about 94% of all people who ever lived died so far, so that's far from conclusive.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Insanely enough, this is actually a valid point lol

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I took the stat from xkcd (93%, oops!), so your comment is pretty much on brand.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Only if they breathe oxygen tho

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, even if they don't...

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

"The vax will kill you in 100 years, give or take a few decades"

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Well, some estimates suggest that we may be over the "hump" of life extension. That is, there are some that say that some young people alive today will live long enough for short term life extension medicine/procedures, which will let them live long enough to see the next advancement, and so on forever. They may even live to find a way to transcend this physical universe.

It is conceivable that some of the people vaccinated might not die.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago

It's because I get boosters every year, it pushes it back or something

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

It's like breathing. Ever since your first breath at birth, each additional one just postpones your death by 5 minutes.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Is it cumulative?. I've been breathing every 10 seconds for 40 years, either I stop now or I'll be there for the hear death of the universe.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Unfortunately it's capped, people have been trying to glitch through but no go so far

[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago

I've got some vegan/anti-vax friends and they told me at the start of Covid that the vaccine has a 100% kill rate (based on the very early testing when it was apparently given to very ill people, on their deathbeds). Zero evidence that the vaccines were the cause.

Don't take the vaccine! It will kill you.

4 or so years later and we are still waiting for literally billions of people to just drop dead, all those people that took the vaccine.

Any day now...

But really, if it killed 100% of people that quickly I'm sure we'd have seen it by now.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Big Pharma is concealing that you’re dead through their control of lamestream media.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure that being vegan is not relevant to the statements mentioned...

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Ah, I should explain. But correct, I shouldn't really include that.

I mentioned the veganism bit because they try and lecture me on my eating habits in addition to lecturing me on vaccinations.

They'd often bring up diet while we game and then when Covid hit their comments flipped over to anti-vax.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

There's quite a bit of crossover between "vegan" and "crunchy new age woo woo alt-medicine"

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

they told me at the start of Covid that the vaccine has a 100% kill rate

Just wild to me that there are people who would believe something like this... Just... what? Why?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

well, technically speaking, 100% of people who take the vaccine will die. But 100% of the people who don't take the vaccine will too. Just sooner.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

100% of people who drink water die.

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

NGL, I want this as a sticker for my water bottle.

Edit: I really should search for these things first: https://www.amazon.com/DHMO-Dihydrogen-Monoxide-Warning-Sticker/dp/B0714PZL1Q

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Right... But I was more referring to what the person actually meant rather than just looking for some clever retort.

Also, the comment I replied to said "kill rate." So that doesn't even apply does it. No grey area, they literally claimed that the vaccine will kill 100% of the people who take it. Just pure brain rot.

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

I, very unfortunately, had a major health issue after being vaccinated. Of course, it had nothing to do with the vaccine, but try telling that to my anti-vax family members.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

My uncle died after getting vaccinated. He was run over by a bus.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

plot twist: the vaccinator was driving the bus.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Well, they had a promise to keep.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

"they will press a button and the vaxx toxins in your blood will activate to slowly kill you until the age of 100"

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I heard there may be trace remnants of dihydrogen monoxide in them, which is commonly found in people who die around age 100.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

this chemical is extremely dangerous when ingested in large amounts.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

The vaxx did kill you. You're in hell. This is hell. Welcome to hell.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I does explain a lot

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

I keep getting vaccinated hoping to die and now I never get sick! Wtf! Argh!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

right? I got vaxxed thinking "I'll be dead in 1 year" and 4 years, I'm still alive. why though? RIPPED OFF.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Exactly. I'm starting to think Conservative Christian fascist Trumpers aren't that smart! Hmph!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

At some point I wonder if the crazies will kill me to proudly proclaim that they were right about the vaccine all along.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

I've heard from a reliable source that people who get the COVID vaccines are likely to die within 100 years

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I low effort meme'd your low effort meme

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

If you had the covid vaccine, you're going to die in a year. Which year exactly is not clear, but we'll definitely be in a year when you die.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

When people write "vax" I interpret it as a gamertag like xXx_vaxxxxxx_xXx

Ooo so scary!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I’ve had so many recently I should probably just crumble into bones and dust like the bloke in Indiana Jones who chose poorly.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

They are attributing the symptoms of sickness to the side-effects of the vaccines

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I know it's hard to believe, but all side effects of the vax went away instantly with self medication. Covid by the other hand...i want vengeance over that thing believe me.

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