βAllo, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to dieβ
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I'll be back.
We are the knights who say nee
You must bring us.... a shrubbery!
PC load letter! What the fuck does that mean!?
I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley
Picked a fine day to quit sniffing glue.
Multipass
As you wish!!!!!
Im tired of all these mother fucking snakes... On this mother fucking plane.
I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!
"Yeah, well, you know, thatβs just, like, your opinion, man."
If you cannot identify this line...
"Obviously, youβre not a golfer."
βUh, well sir, it's, uh, this rug I have, it really tied the room together... uh...β
βMy name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.β
Hey, Farva, what's that restaurant you like with the mozzarella sticks and all the goofy shit on the walls?
yippee ki yay...
Get to da choppa.
Good news, everyone!
One ping only.
Hello there.
Nice fukkin' model!
Honk Honk
One million dollars!
"'Empire' had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All 'Jedi' had was a bunch of Muppets."
"Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner."
βWeβre with you, Mister the Kid!β
can he swing from a web
no, he can't, he's a pig
"I'm like a leaf in the wind. Watch how I soar."
"Let's go eat, huh?"
Or for one that has more or less pierced the cultural zeitgeist:
"Oh hi Mark"
Everybody got that? ...Good.
βHow many assholes do we have on this ship anyhow?β
It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
the hammer is my penis
Yes, have some.
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