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Dear Kevin (lemmy.world)

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[-] [email protected] 116 points 3 weeks ago

You use taxonomy to remind you to ask Kevin over?

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

"Domain, Kingdom, Phy- oh no! Kevin is right there! OK, I should ask before I forget."

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Ah, the new Lemmy flipperoo

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Hold my Kevin (gives him a smooch), I'm going in!

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[-] [email protected] 68 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

My friend came up with almost the exact same thing during high school. The only difference is that the DK stood for "Donkey Kong".

Can't say it wasn't memorable!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

I've also said Donkey Kong for years!

[-] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago

Memorable 👍

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

so it was for Kevin

[-] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago

When I was in 9th grade our geography teacher put us in groups and assigned each of us a group of countries to memorize. We were given the task of creating a mnemonic to help us memorize. We got central America.

Panama, Costa arica, Nicaragua Honduras, El Salvador, Guatemala, Belize, Mexico.

Please Call Nick He Sucks Good Butt Man.

It has been over 30 years and I've still never called Nick, but I'll never forget central America.

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

Why didn't you make it "great" sex?

Great Community reference btw

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

It's pride month

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

I remember telling my bio-chem mom about ‘King Phillip Came Over For Great Spaghetti’ in middle school. Didn’t realize why she chuckled until later.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

Why wouldn't you use Karen...?

[-] [email protected] 47 points 3 weeks ago

It's gay sex, dummy.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

So use "great".

[-] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago

Well now I can't remember anything!

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

You can’t teach kids mnemonics about straight sex anymore, because of woke.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

I thought this was sincere for a second. Totally got past my sarcasm filter.

"Who's looking out for wealthy, white, Anglo-Saxon, evangelical, cisgendered, heterosexual men?!"

"Uh, the government?"

"Well, yeah. I meant aside from that."

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

Well, Kevin makes more sense to have gay sex with than Karen. At least if you are male.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago

This is why we need more women in STEM.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

I think Karen is just as capable as Kevin of having gay sex.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

I'm starting to think no one here knows this is from a TV show...

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Clip for the uninitiated

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Kevin likes to be used

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

There's a particularly horrible one people used to use to remember resistor color codes-

"Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly."

Black, brown, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, violet, gray, white

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Having worked with a bunch of Boomer and older Gen X EEs, it is a fucking misogynistic boys club of white ass old men with undiagnosed autism. I have never heard so many racist and sexist jokes in the workplace (except when I worked in VC, and those guys were JUST sexist).

So this surprises me not at all (in fact, I think I've heard it before, but as "Black Boys * * *").

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Boomer Bigots Rely On Yellow-bellied Garbage By Vulgarizing General Wisdom

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

For those who enjoy a little racism with their misogyny, there's a way to disambiguate one of the B colors.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Black, brown, then the fucking colors of the rainbow in order, gray, white.

If you need a mnemonic to memorize that, you're gonna have some trouble actually building out your lookup table in your head of immediately knowing that red=2, yellow=4, etc.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I've never clocked on that the colors are in the order of the rainbow. Mind blown that it's taken your comment to highlight this for me.

I also like that the colors surrounding are shades of lightness... cough cough let's ignore the brown.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

What the fuck

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

To add to this, my dad told me that "Get Some Now" was sometimes tacked on to indicate tolerance levels. Gold (5%), Silver (10%), Nothing (0%).

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Wow, my bf's name is Kenny and we love having gay sex, so this is perfect for me!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Is he a ratfucker

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Remember Send Vedding Present.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

My GCSE bio class taught something along the lines of "Dear kinky prostitutes, come over for great sex"

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Interesting. Kevin showed up either way.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

I can never remember that. Thanks!

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Literally taught my son about Prince Philip a few hours ago. And learned domains is a thing now. Wish I could show him this for the serendipity but def no lol

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Anybody got a sexy mnemonic that includes subphylum, subclass, superorder, suborder, etc? Or, more to the point, what taxonomic system gets us to the orgy the fastest?

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

due to the 'Dont Say Gay' bill my biology teacher said it was "great sex" instead of "gay sex".

literally 1984

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Oh Be A Fine Girl Kiss Me

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