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Office Fling (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 184 points 2 weeks ago

That's an obvious satire account, pretty funny nonetheless.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago

tbf he is right. Who wouldn't want to do the puzzle?! lol

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

I love puzzles, but I'd hard pass on a puzzle of my boss's junk.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Do it hard mode brown side up, tape it together with packing tape when it’s done, and then slip it directly into an envelope with a sheet of cardboard to keep it together, and deliver it to HR. No junk viewing required :)

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Good call. I'll ask my boss to mail me the puzzle.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

If you can, ask him for a close-up. Not for you, of course.

[-] [email protected] 136 points 2 weeks ago

The only account on LinkedIn worth following.

[-] [email protected] 95 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Magnificent shitpost.

[-] [email protected] 87 points 2 weeks ago

This was my first out-loud laugh of the day. Great ending.

So, is this guy just a Linkedin comedian? I think I've seen his absurdist posts before?

[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 weeks ago

Yes. He's basically The Onion in LinkedIn account form.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

Ok, thanks for confirming. He's pretty good.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I think there is/was a whole sub on Reddit dedicated to him as well. Sone of his posts are genuinely funny, they had to create a new sub because many people were taking the bait and posting his stuff on r/LinkedInlunatics when in effect, he is satirizing those very people.

His user name, was Ken M before though the profile image similar.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, I remember the first time I saw a screenshot of one of his posts. I took it literally, but then the thread pointed out that it was satire. The best satire is believable. That's what makes it great.

[-] [email protected] 71 points 2 weeks ago

Satire is one of life's greatest pleasures!

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago

Ken C is like LinkedIn's Ken M.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago

Might try this. Shouldn't take long to put a 3 piece jigsaw together.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

yeah i enlarge mine by like 600% too

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

#OpenToWork

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

Fkn amazing

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

How many dick pick puzzles you reckon they manufacture each day?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know but increase that number by one.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

A very small number one.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

She obviously wasn't hired for her puzzlin' skills.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

The year is 2036, all forms of pornography have been banned. To send a dick pic to a girl you must use encryption methods, like a jigsaw puzzle.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Southpark did it best. The entire internet collapsed. After getting it back up again, they go to an old dude at a remote farm that sent the first information through the new internet. They ask him what he did, he says "sent a email to a friend". "What specifically?" "Showed him my dick, called him a fag"

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

You can write dick on linkedin

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

maybe you can.

i’m a professional.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

A professional dick writer?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

How did you get that knowledge?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

mostly stalking. Personally never used linkedin and can't find any reason to do so in future either.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I don't want to see his dick... but I would still do that puzzle.

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