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[-] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago

Granted.

No wars will never end, unless you personally step in to end them. Minor skirmishes now turn into epic wars of genocidal annihilation. It's down to you to stop them.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

What?

'I wish to end all war.'

"Okay, wish granted. All wars will never end"

Make it make sense.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

They're saying the monkey paw interpretation is the wisher want to end the wars. "I wish to [be the one to] end all wars."

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Ah thanks, that was the semantics I was misunderstanding.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

As in, I wish to be the one who ends all wars. They only end when I stop them. Each one, individually.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

They are saying "I" aren't they?

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

hey we granted ourselves this wish! now they're not "wars" anymore, just armed conflicts!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

If they don't span the globe you can't call them global armed conflicts, they're sparkling armed conflicts from LocalNamed region.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

I wish to end all wars

/turns into the letter s.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

No wars without humans. Congratulations on killing everyone

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Honestly, when I was younger killing off all of mankind was a sinister bond villain type of deal, over the top, ridiculous and something that everyone would disagree with.

The older I get the less ridiculous the idea sounds. I mean I would not pursue it not really condone it, yet I do think there's a fundamental problem with humanity that will probably never solve itself.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Someone has never played SimAnt

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

All current wars will end and soon new wars will begin.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Warlocks, Wards, Warriors, Warmth, Warnings...

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

A war could always just end by the bad guy (from your perspective) winning decisively.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

You have ended the blood war.

Nothing in your wish prevents new wars from being started.

this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2025
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