A recent skirmish over the 1 percent's feces is currently being worked out by the Florida state legislature.

One of the places that Jeff Bezos lives is a man-made island off the coast of Florida called Indian Creek Village. The island is predominantly populated by other billionaires and is colloquially known as the “Billionaire Bunker.” In fact, if you’re not a billionaire, it’s quite difficult to get in. The bridge from the mainland to the island is closed to the public and protected by armed guards and a sophisticated security system.

However, if the island is almost entirely cut off from the rest of humanity, the island’s inhabitants still seem intent on sharing one thing with members of the outside world: their piss and shit.

Indian Creek doesn’t have the underground infrastructure to deal with its own poop, so the solution it came up with was to funnel it through Surfside into a wider regional sewage system. Unfortunately, Surfside didn’t want the poop unless Indian Creek was willing to contribute $10 million to the community for future sewer system improvements. Indian Creek has referred to this request as “extortion.”

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[–] 230 points 1 year ago (23 children)

Classic oligarch behaviour = billionaires bitching about spending $10M to take care of their own feces.

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  • [–] 170 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    In actual human terms:

    "Yes, I'll handle this problem for you, but I'll need $0.000001 to cover the cost of the shared infrastructure."

    "Fuck off"

    lobbies government to force you to do it for free

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  • [–] 86 points 1 year ago

    This really captures the reality of the situation, and is exactly what pisses me off most about these uber-wealthy: they are cheapskates to their very core and will not give up a penny without being a fucking Karen first

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  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    And it’s not like it’s really free. lobbying costs money as well

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    The way they see it is a gamble: 10 million dollars for a fair deal or pay out 10 million dollars to some crooked lawyers for bribes and the pinkertons to get some dirt and leverage on neighboring community and walk away with extra power and a dumping ground for your piss and shit.

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  • [–] 39 points 1 year ago* (15 children)

    Didn't know we had so many in one place. Why the fuck can't we get somebody to take it out.

    Fucking mass shooters and terrorists bombing and they always target schools and, churches, etc. Why not for once target a place like that?

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago* (14 children)

    According to the quote they have taken precautions, the peasantry is not allowed on the island. And to make sure they dont try, they have armed guards and security systems in place.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    Didn't say be easy, but I doubt its not has hard as they won't you to believe. All one has to do is either infiltrate the place, or pay a few guards off. Doubt they are getting paid all that well.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    From having heard stories from people in the area, it is worse than just guards. Guys in speedboats in full tactical gear, cameras and sonar sensors and all sorts of shit that can tell how close you are, where you are, from a mile out from the shore, and dispatch people there in minutes. It is legitimately a cyberpunk gated community.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    What about a drone and just dropping sone bombs onto the place.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    If the Ukrainians can do it to russian airbases, it should be doable to the island. But it costs money. And the type of people who have that kind of money see themselves living on that island some day.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    Not paying your enforcers well enough to make sure they are loyal would probably be the dumbest mistake anyone with wealth and/or power can make.

    Not saying it cant be done of course, but it seems a bit more involved than climbing over a fence after giving the guard some cigarettes.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Seeing how they are throwing a fit paying such small fund to take care of their own shit, I have no doubt those guards are paid the bare minimum. They live in such another world that they just expect loyalty. I like to know what they are paid? Second just how much they care really about protecting bunch of billionaires that don't give two shits about them.

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  • [–] 137 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    For reference, $10M is 1% of $1B. Jeff Bezos is worth $225B, so that would be 1/225 of 1% for him to foot the bill. Considering there are many other multi-billionaires living on that island, that brings our fraction of a single percent of their collective wealth closer and closer to effectively zero.

    The greed of billionaires is unfathomable.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    They all think by reading Atlas Shrugged they are equipped to live on their own little paradise island from the poors.

    I believed in that book too. For like a year in my 20s, then I actually learned how the world works. These dumb asses never did. They learned how to take advantage of people, thats it.

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    [–] 102 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    So multiple billionaires refused to hand out $10m.

    Let's say there's two billionaires of them living there, they both have $1b, and they both pay $5m each, which would equal to 0.5% of their wealth.

    It would be like someone with $10k giving away $5.

    I'm hungry, when do we eat?

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    [–] 80 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Force closure of the bridge, enforce a no fly zone. Cut them the fuck off until they learn.

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    [–] 72 points 1 year ago

    The truth about billionaires is they're actually poor. Most of their wealth is tied up in loans or illiquid assets. They can't afford to spend the money unless they can take out another loan against their other loans or implied wealth.

    Ha ha ha. Kidding. They're just assholes.

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  • [–] 49 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    In an effort to fight this grave injustice, the community’s village council subsequently traveled to Florida’s State Capitol to lobby on behalf of the toilet-related concerns. The Times notes that Jared Kushner, Donald Trump’s son-in-law, is a member of Indian Creek Village and is on the council.

    The lobbying appears to have worked, as the Times reports that a large transportation bill recently approved by the state legislature now includes a “new legal measure prohibiting municipalities from blocking or charging for the installation of certain sewer lines — like the one Indian Creek wants to build, for example.” The bill now only has to be signed into law by Governor Ron DeSantis. Charles Burkett, the mayor of Surfside, told the Times that he was blindsided by the legislative effort to resolve the matter.

    Sometimes I think we need some pirates to attack the island.

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    [–] 28 points 1 year ago

    This is far more symbolic than intended.

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    [–] 22 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Indian Creek has referred to this request as “extortion.”

    Strange. I could swear it was called a "free market".

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    [–] 21 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I work in municipal government in a different enclave for the super-rich (I don't get to live here, of course). We aren't 100% billionaire, but we do have several billionaires and 100% are multi-millionares.

    We also don't have the ability to test our own sewage and instead contract with a neighboring municipality.

    But we pay for it. Anyone connecting has to pay impact fees. So if a sewer treatment plant costs 50 million dollars and a compound uses up 0.1% of its overall capacity had to pay 50 grand up to hook into the system, and any service line expansions required to reach their house must be paid for by the developer.

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    [–] 20 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Sure would be a shame if some enterprising soul put together an improvised FAE and introduced the residents to aerosolized exothermic reactions

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    [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    Oooh, those poor billionaires, being expected to pay for the infrastructure they need for their private island. Outrageous! It's the peons who are supposed to pay!

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago*

    When I was a child, I wanted everything. But by the time I had become an adult, I had realized along the way that having lots of things actually means having lots of burdens and the only way to have lots of stuff without it actually making you unhappy is if you find a way to make your problems everybody else’s problems too, and get them to take care of it for you. This is why I think that we need to cultivate a new social norm where anybody who is perceived as being interested in acquiring great wealth is seen as nothing more than a baby-minded individual that wants to turn the entire world into their mommy because they can’t even wipe their own ass

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    1 island

    1 bridge

    I'm not condoning violence, I'm condoning demolition.

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    [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Apparently billionaires do give a shit. A lot of it. An entire island of shit... Trickling down to the next layer down of hell rich people.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Didn’t even bother to grow a handlebar mustache.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Every last one of their communities is nothing but a leech and extortion of others. Every single one. Why not use a fraction of his immense wealth to improve the infrastructure?

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  • All these guys deserve to be dragged these guys through the streets until they’re ketchup.

    Jeff bezos did not invent nor does he own the idea of buying things on the internet.

    Zuckerberg did not invent t nor does he own the idea of people communicating on the internet.

    Elon musk is subhuman trash.

    Is it American gothic time yet?

    Keep them pitchforks pointy!

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    "Let them eat shit" - Arie Mantoinette

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    [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Let them eat poop.

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