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Anon has fries
(sh.itjust.works)
Yeah you're not touching the fries before touching genitals, just saying.
Fake: this didn't happen
Gay: annon doesn't hang out with women
Girl only wants one thing, and it's disgusting!
Well they're McDonald's fries so you can definately do worse.
Good on you, Anon. She was obviously drunk and would be unable to consent.
Who knows, maybe she has high blood pressure and can't properly consent to the fries.
Just because you're horny, doesn't mean I'm horny. I just bought food. I'm hungry, not horny.
Hi hungry, I'm horny
hi alt, I'm cottage-core
Anon made the right call, she only wanted him for his fries, she would have been gone once the fries were gone.
It would been that meme where the top panel: guy has fries Bottom panel: eww hr he has no fries
Like a seagull. :/
omg I'm using this next time someone asks for my food
Maybe shes acturally multiple seagulls in a trenchcoat
Yes officer this bait right here.
Edit: After further discussion, I don't think they were baiting.
Wdym bait?
There was a post on here a few days ago which got a lot of visibility which was a screenshot and/or meme about some guy who massively overreacted to a seagull stealing one of his chips (aka fries in USian), grabbing the seagull by the legs and slamming it into a wall, killing it 😬
I suspect that's what this other person thought your comment was subtly referencing 😅
(for the record I'm British and have had seagulls steal my chips multiple times, they're super bold in the UK and it's really annoying tbh but anyone who reacts by killing one is a psycho)
Hmm I think I vaguely remember that post; definitely wasn't referencing it in my comment though.
Well maybe your not bating.
Like a seagull. :/
Where did seagull come from, did you have a pet seagull?
Seagulls are known for stealing food and running (well, flying) off with it.
Well, then, never mind, I thought you were referencing another post. Sorry for the distraction.
No worries, it happens lol.
bro they fly everywhere, nobody knows where a particular seagull came from. replace it with a pigeon if that's more appropriate to your location
They’re just outside waiting for fries.
~~Well, then never mind, I thought you were refencing another post. Sorry for the distraction.~~
I’m not the person you were talking to, to be clear. 🤪
Darnnit, I need to double check these things.
Haha no worries I do the same thing all the time.
In case you're serious, I think the :/ conveys feelings of disappointment that seagulls leave you when you run out of fries, which has obvious implications in a romantic context.
Fake: Girl is interested in anon
Gay: Anon isn't interested in girl
This is the one lmao
Girl is interested in fries.
The prophecy
Fries are usually not going to get you laid. But sharing a couple fries would’ve improved anon’s likability among that girl and maybe her friends, which is probably not a bad thing.
A person who cannot provide their own fries is not a viable or suitable mate. Anon made a prudent decision.
But then you go for it and end up with the girlfriend that's "not hungry" till you get your food and then she asks to borrow a fry. And you're like "how's ya gonna borrow a fry, you gonna give it back?"
It's missing a word, but if you know the reference, you're hearing the whole quote lol
Why risk anons virginity like that?
Nah, she gotta get her own fries!
Haha, dumbass! You're great 👍🏻
You're not getting my fries!
can I have some?
Do I look like a buffet? Get your own fries!
Is that worth losing fries?
No, fuck that! Fast food runs in the AMs while wasted build character, he did her a favour!
Plus those are MY fries until we're an item! You can have half of my burger, though...
Anon wouldn't have gotten jackshit even if she gave this woman a french fry buffet, his moves were based and chadpilled.
Never fall prey to the bait!
Gotta try friesmaxxing
It's a tarp!
this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2025
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