We have the best vegetables folks folks and grains too! It's true! We had some fellas over here, over here, from, where was it, Chile? Chilly Chile, oh yeah, and they said "my god the fruit, it's amazing" like they had never seen before, frankly, no one has ever seen our fruit before, not even me, can you believe that? They don't even let me look at the fruit.

Why is that person on the right cosplaying as a French flag?

That doesn’t look like North Korea at all. Make America Go Authoritarian, I guess..

Edit: For those thinking I’m cracking on other countries: Understand that this is not something we’ve seen before in the U.S. Yes, we tend to wave flags too much, but our jingoism is usually focused on America itself rather than any individual politician. We may swear allegiance to the country, but we’ve never been asked to swear allegiance to a politician. In fact, when taking office, our politicians swear allegiance to the country, rather than the other way around.