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[-] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago

… this article is kinda shit.

Says 8 states but doesn’t tell you which ones, just that Tennessee and Florida are 2 of them.

Says 8, tells us 2.

WHO ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO POINT AT AND LAUGH???

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

It probably isn't hard to extrapolate what the other 6 states are if you know that Tennessee and Florida are 2 of the 8.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago

Quick, somebody tell these politicians about a highly addicting and dangerous chemical known as Dihydrogen monoxide with a kill rate of 100%. Ban DHMO! Save America!

~/s~

[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Yes, every terrorist in the history of mankind consumed DHMO! Ban this stuff immediately! ~/s~

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I heard that they found DHMO in hurricane Milton!

[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago

Water is a chemical and crop dusters do actually dump other substances from aircraft. So, in a way, chemtrails are real. Just not in the way the conspiracy dumbasses think.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago
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[-] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Those 8 states are a big contributor to the current shitshow

[-] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

That reminds me of my favorite rock that prevents tiger attacks. I've had it with me for years and it works perfectly. Yet, whenever I bring it up, people make fun of me.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

I remember that scene from an episode, too. Just not which episode it is. Pre season 10 I think?

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

So what you're saying is, the law's already working?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Next:they want to outlaw the moon.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

They'll outlaw fake landings on the moon. Lol

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Next thing: "out law hurricanes" ...good luck with all that

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