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Eight US states seek to outlaw chemtrails – even though they aren’t real (www.theguardian.com)
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[-] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago

Quick, somebody tell these politicians about a highly addicting and dangerous chemical known as Dihydrogen monoxide with a kill rate of 100%. Ban DHMO! Save America!

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Yes, every terrorist in the history of mankind consumed DHMO! Ban this stuff immediately! ~/s~

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I heard that they found DHMO in hurricane Milton!

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