Noob should've used PNPM

No NullPointerExceptions in Kotlin.

and then there's ruby who didn't even qualify but still would have done better than the others.

"NPM install" isn't going to be the direct result of a race condition in JavaScript. And while I'm not familiar with Python, I'd guess that an "Indentation error" wouldn't be one either. A missing library or syntax error that's only discovered by executing a particular branch is still just a missing library or syntax error, not a race condition.

Also, while Node.js is popular, it isn't an integral part of JavaScript in the way that the other errors are integral to their respective languages.

I find it funny that the pufferfish blows up at its own gunshot