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[-] [email protected] 42 points 6 days ago

Rust is still in the locker room having an argument with their coach (borrow checker).

[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago

C++ is home sick, currently the doctor (compiler) is not sure whether it's got the flu or a terminal cancer.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

terminal cancer

"I'm sorry, you've been diagnosed with :(){:|:&};:"

"You have a couple seconds to live."

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I think it works great. At least I'm don't have to deal with Python

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

I never had any issues with npm. Moved to bun nowadays and still going strong. If I want to install something, I install it, and then it works.

Setting up anything with pip however...

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

The only thing that sucks about npm are when package dependencies are not updated and dependency hell becomes very real, but that's not really the fault of the package manager.

Yeah, fuck virtual environments and different Python versions.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago

The puffer fish is Bash

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Yep, it's the one starting everything.

And doing nothing else. And still something manages to no be right.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Rust isn't shown because it's already completed the course

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