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[-] [email protected] 203 points 1 week ago

Any time anyone on here wants to repost one of these things - at least try to find the uncensored version. LET'S KILL THIS IDIOTIC PRO-ADVERTISER CENSORSHIP BOLLOCKS!

Here's an uncensored copy.

[-] [email protected] 53 points 1 week ago

I don’t even know who this shit is for. I see the censored memes far more on lemmy than I do any other social media platform. Is this all coming from facebook? Because they themselves are often screenshots of content from tumblr or twitter

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

TikTok is notoriously very strict with censorship, and that leaked into Instagram and Facebook even though they are a bit more lenient.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Facebook and Instagram don't care, it's only TikTok and YouTube. You can literally say/type the n-word on Instagram

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

W*y ar* pe*ple s* fucking ups*t w*th a b*t of cunting c*nsorship? Sur*ly *t do*sn't shitting m*tter *f som*one w*nts t* c*nsor s*me of the*r twatting w*rds?

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

It says my passwords have been exposed but I am protected by the knights who say ni

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[-] [email protected] 86 points 1 week ago

Unrelated, but has anyone lost a fucked up dog? It's really aggressive and doesn't answer to any name:

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Plot twist: she knew and didn't care. "Its a doggish canine social enough to accepts the pets, a couple rabies shots and its good enough for me."

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Have you tried the name "Steve"? He looks like he might be a Steve..

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

We had a Shiba Inu-mutt named Konoha (rip girlie!) that legit looked like a smaller coyote. This could actually be a larger version of her.

Made me smile!

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

extra long skinny snout, might be an anteater. if you can get an anteater to use a toilet, that's a friend.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

That's one fucking nice kitty right there!

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Ok, I figured. Maybe I'll finally check it out.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Clear your schedule.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

It's good but after a few seasons it starts feeling repetitive.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Looks like Trailerpark Boys

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

Raccoons are very friendly…

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago

Urban raccoons are starting to figure out that being friendly means snacks

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

so are we looking at 30 years tops for common domestication?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

If they are ever domesticated they are gonna be annoying as pets since they literally have hands. They will be able to open anything you can open.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

AFAIK raccoons are already manageable pets up until they hit puberty. Then they get batshit crazy and feral, and it's best to let them go, so all in all it's not worth it. However, while I'm not sure it's a perfect analogy, but there was a domestication experiment spanning over several decades with foxes, and it's still ongoing. Those particular foxes are somewhat more domesticated, but still utterly loud, kept in kennels, they still piss everywhere, etc. - and raccoons aren't even halfway there.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

the raccoon build is still minmaxxing interaction/loot, who domesticates who is still waged

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

except when they go full spider-monkey on your ass when you're taking out the garbage and they jump out of your bin at mach 10 as they screech their battle cry inches from your face. Based on a true story.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

… you think maybe it’s because they want snacks?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Huh, maybe they are just some sort of fucked up cat.

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

My grandpa had a pet racoon way back in the day. He said it was a good pet except it was incapable of managing its mischief and tearing stuff up to see if anything good was inside.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

I was friends with a young raccoon that was being rehabbed by a family friend. The lil dude was already imprinted on people so he couldn't be released into the wild. He and I could match each other's energy and we'd get into so much trouble together. Then he grew up and got fat and lazy. I was very disappointed because he was no longer an agent of chaos and I was.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

raccoons make great friends but terrible pets. their shit is full of pathogens harmful to humans. smart compared to skunks, same story. adorable friends, destructive little ninjas when you're not paying attention.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

I'm reminded of the movie Long Way North where a heavily-accented sailor tells a girl about a dog that lives on the ship: "He is punished. He chews the rigging and steals."

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

The only close interaction I've ever had with a raccoon was when one perched on a fence post and was hissing and swiping at my dog, who was going apeshit. So yeah I can see how someone might confuse them for weird cats.

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