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Juice (sub.wetshaving.social)
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[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

This reminds me of the Light Grenade from Mom and Dad Save the World.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Like a human but mangled and compressed into the shape of of a juice bottle.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

We're doing juice memes now?

I'm off to bed, but I hope somebody makes a 'juice that turns you into beans' meme before morning so I don't have to

[-] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago

"My God... The juice is loose!"

[-] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

But im so thristy

[-] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

When someone takes a sip, does an equal amount of elixir drain from each? Is this a finite resource?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago

No, each bottle is an independent entity

[-] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

A wise man say: If we drink the juice, are we not ourselves changed?

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago

Is the new bottle identical to the bottle after the sip was taken? That would mean each copy has less juice than the one before it. So although the total amount of juice increases when a copy is made (at least until the sip is larger than the remaining juice), it would still run out eventually.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

Good question. The same goes for the label. If I rip it away and burn it before drinking, would I then turn into a bottle that also doesn't have a label, making it even more dangerous to other people.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Bottle prime would still have the same amount though, and infinite copies of that (minus 1 drop) could be made of if

[-] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago

You could also refill the first bottle after each clone, then all cloned bottles would be full -2 sips.

But only if you could resist sipping it yourself before refilling.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

Good point, I hadn't thought of that.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

It would have less every time someone drinks from it.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

oh... doy. I thought I had this figured out

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Now these are the real questions

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

And even faster if you pour it into a glass like a decent human versus drinking straight from the bottle like my mom would say, “a goddam animal like your father”.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Once all of the fuller bottles are depleted, we're gonna see some exponential growth in the bottle population.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

But what does it taste like?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

the sweetest nectar that you've ever tasted

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

How is a bottle able to type?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

It tastes like the other bottles. They’re identical.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

But what do the other bottles taste like?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

The first bottle, IIRC.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

It’s impossible to ever know

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

I know I would become one of those juices

[-] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago

"If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the- World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH, the paint would't even have time to dry."

  • Terry Pratchett
[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

“Here, drink this”

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Me trying to socialize in Caves of Qud

[-] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago

ok but how does this works? if i pour it on the ground and lick it, do i turn into a puddle? or it stops working because technically it's no longer a "bottle of juice"?

[-] [email protected] 23 points 23 hours ago

It just turns you into the same bottle. The juice is what transforms you; the bottle is just a convenient inbuilt warning.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

what if you pour it into the ocean? eventually it will become the drinking water for everyone. what if people turn only a little bit into a bottle because of the small dosis? how do you turn into a bottle just a little bit?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

They'd get a hell of a lot less than a sip. I assume that nothing happens until you have a complete sip, since it seems to be instantaneous (the bottle in the foreground has cartoon "pop" lines).

[-] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

It says "even a sip", so I suppose it's a question of what is the minimal amount of juice that counts as a sip. If it's diluted enough it might only half transform you into a bottle of juice.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

how would that look..?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

I'm a little bit of a bottle, short and stout,

Here is my handle, here is my AHHHHH OH GOD IT HURTS! KILL ME NOW AND END MY SUFFERING, DEAR MERCIFUL GOD!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Makes sense. I feel there should be law mandating the juice be sold in the original bottle so that consumers can be well informed what they are transforming into.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Hypothetically asking, can I get one and serve in a glass to someone else?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Ok. I'm getting really hypothetical here, but leaving this at party can spread the juice quickly and even wider spread if it gets into water system. Whole life on earth will turn juice soon...

[-] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

You're a true villain

[-] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

so like a Cat's Cradle kind of situation? 🤔

[-] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

inanimate_tf

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ha! Kid and Play for someone of my intelligence! All you have to do is drink an Odd just a sip and the rest of the Juice is yours!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

but maybe these were all just originally bottles?

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