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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

ok but how does this works? if i pour it on the ground and lick it, do i turn into a puddle? or it stops working because technically it's no longer a "bottle of juice"?

[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago

It just turns you into the same bottle. The juice is what transforms you; the bottle is just a convenient inbuilt warning.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Makes sense. I feel there should be law mandating the juice be sold in the original bottle so that consumers can be well informed what they are transforming into.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

what if you pour it into the ocean? eventually it will become the drinking water for everyone. what if people turn only a little bit into a bottle because of the small dosis? how do you turn into a bottle just a little bit?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

It says "even a sip", so I suppose it's a question of what is the minimal amount of juice that counts as a sip. If it's diluted enough it might only half transform you into a bottle of juice.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

how would that look..?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

They'd get a hell of a lot less than a sip. I assume that nothing happens until you have a complete sip, since it seems to be instantaneous (the bottle in the foreground has cartoon "pop" lines).

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I'm a little bit of a bottle, short and stout,

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