Someone's cat got access to a keyboard
this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2023
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This meme was brought to you by your cat
But actually isn't it pretty bad for their kidneys because of all the sodium?
Yeah I down voted to avoid kitty harm
The vet's bank account balance loves this one trick.
Nice try Whiskers I see right through you
This is blatant Cataganda
*Paw-purr-ganda
And not so. I ran this by my own cat and she said every bit of it was true, and out of all the cats that I know, she's one of the most.
Cats can NOT salami! Do not!
Do not the cat
if no salami the cat can ham the cat?
I'm a dog and this article is seriously aggravating.
Wanna go for a ride in the car?
Car! Car! Car! Car! Yes! Pleeeeease!!! Car!
... bacon.
Triggering even!
Cats should not eat pork, period.
It can contain bacteria and parasites who KILL THE CAT. Dead cat no meow :(((
Solution: feed cats cat food. Wet food, no kibble. Aim for high meat, low grain, no sugar. Tuna cat treats are almost universally loved. Occasionally, a bit of canned tuna is ok.