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submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I saw a post on an asylum offer which is related but this peace broker offer cracked me up, figured I'd share. Sorry if it's too similar to the other one!

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago

This is Russian humor and sort of the onion from the Russian POV, imo.

“We are ready to facilitate the conclusion of a peace deal between D and E for a reasonable fee and to accept Starlink shares as payment. Don’t fight, guys,” Mendvedev, who currently serves as the deputy chairman of the Security Council of Russia, wrote in a mocking post on the social media platform X with a face screaming in fear emoji on Friday.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Oh yeah, he's absolutely trolling and doing so delightfully.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Something something send Elon back to his shithole country.

Trump's words, not mine!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

It's a fake fight. It's meant to distract you from the fact that DOGE is stealing your information and to drive traffic to their respective social media sites. You've been conned...again.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Ehhhh, trump's incredibly successful modus operandi for distraction is to bait the Left into over-reacting etc. Epstein is actually important to a swathe of his voters (as is, I assume the respect of one of the wealthiest men on Earth.)

If trump wanted a distraction, he'd sifn another ED targetting trans folks or somesuch in a way to make the Left freak out so that the fight becomes about that/our over reaction depending on your pov.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago

Fyi, what's happening in LA is a much more trumpian distraction; it'll suck up all the media oxygen, it's an (possibly the only, if iirc) issue (immigration) on which he not only has overwhelming Republican support but ALSO a net favourable rating with the public overall.

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