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[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

With a sharpie?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

To be fair there was a hurricane that needed to be dealt with there.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Mars is getting nuked again
or if you prefer it in video form: https://youtu.be/sm9BFRP93_k

yes the video is about setting titanium on fire, be patient.

(also no the study is some crackpot bullshit, the paper is funny and the video is even funnier because Explosions & Fire is an amazing channel)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

also no the study is some crackpot bullshit

Too late; I'm a Mars nuke truther now and it's all your fault.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Oh boy, it's the Expanse irl.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

You can't just blow a hole in the surface of mars.

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