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submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Might be true. Might be fake. Don't care. Lesson is basic. Don't be a dick and just have a lil respect.

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[-] [email protected] 140 points 4 days ago

and then albert einstein clapped and started praying as well

[-] [email protected] 103 points 4 days ago

I love it when he does that

[-] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

Lmfao I hate you 🤣🤣🤣

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago

All of the "nothing ever happens" people need to literally touch grass. Shit like this happens all of the time in major cities.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I thought it was pretty believable up until the fist bump. That part has "and then everyone clapped" energy. I wouldn't be surprised if the rest of the story is true.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Fair enough...

[-] [email protected] 47 points 4 days ago

I'll take shit that never happened for $200

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

Nothing ever happens.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

The humor comes from absurdity. Knowing that it's made up greatly decreases the absurdity.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I'm an absurdist first when it comes to comedy. I still thought this was funny. I can get to the end and understand that it probably wasn't real while still enjoying the story. Source: will joke about punching a baby for the hell of it. Or a nun punching a baby.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I like hearing a multi-cultural joke that isn't racist except towards U.S. Americans

[-] [email protected] -3 points 4 days ago

So do you skip movies unless they're documentaries? It's OK for people to like fiction even if you don't.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I skip shitty, low quality fiction, yeah.

I never said it wasn't ok for you to like it. I don't judge people. I just judge jokes, and this is a sucky joke.

[-] [email protected] 76 points 4 days ago
[-] [email protected] 36 points 4 days ago

Yeah, construction dude was from Azerbaijan instead, but that's hard to spell.

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

Then everyone clapped

[-] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

Deadass, no cap!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Sounds fake.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Then everyone clapped

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I want to believe poster, but it's a nun and a giant Armenian man slyly fistbumping

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