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Did you pick your nose? Did you stop picking your nose?

How did you do it?

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[-] [email protected] 72 points 2 weeks ago

There are two types of people in the world:

  • Nose Pickers
  • Liars
[-] [email protected] 56 points 2 weeks ago

Stop? Why? Sometimes you gotta clean your nose and evolution has given you 8 great tools to do that.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

How do you pick your nose with your thumb?

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

With lots of enthusiasm.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

How big are your thumbs?

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[-] [email protected] 54 points 2 weeks ago

Nahman.

Following text is very disgusting! Do NOT read if you‘re eating or want to eat!

Tap for spoilerBest feeling when you got a 4 inch long slimy boy with some blood clots in it at a single pull and when you can feel it moving in your head. And the smelling in 4KUHD afterwards 👌

I warned you.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yuck!

More spoilerBut thanks for the reminder. It almost makes me want to break my nose to chase the feeling.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Tickles my brain just reading this. Feels so good.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago

never stopped! but i do avoid doing it in public

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago

I was literally picking my nose when I saw this! 😭

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

I'm fine with people picking their noses. But we can't be friends if you're eating it, sorry!

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

I just got stealthier at it

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

I just now don't eat my boogers. I am miner though. Like poops I sometimes observe each specimen.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Bruh literally everyone does it. Just wash your hands after.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

before is the really important one

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

That's my secret. I haven't.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

That's the neat part...

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

My younger sister had this issue! (and would also sometimes eat it 🤢). Did it until her first year of high school.

My mom borrowed a microscope for our schooling, and my little sister had the funny idea to put a booger on a slide to take a look.

We both looked and were absolutely horrified at what we saw that day. Never saw her pick her nose ever again.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Isn't leaving it in the nose even worse? 😱

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Use a tissue, my dude.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I once read that humans pick by nature because the sinuses are a filter, and then the tonsils can sample that filter for germs to strengthen itself without getting fully sick.

I am not a nosepicking scientist tho so idk, take it with a grain of booger

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

She stopped returning my calls because she caught me in a pick at a light.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

How else would you get rid of those cocain crusts. A clean nose is a happy nose.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Just wash your hands after you do it and don't do it in public.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I didn't. Everyone needs to get the crude out sometimes

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

When I started getting nose hairs. Now I pluck those suckers and they bring anything else out with them.

I should also point out that when I get my hair cut, the barber also does a wax removal.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I recommend to not plug them out. It can lead to mini infections creating nasty painful ~~pickles~~ pimples inside your nose.

Get a nose hair trimmer instead.

Edit: I just realized I accidentally used the German word for pimple. No, there wouldn't magically manifest pickles inside your nose, just by plugging some hairs. But I'm certain there is some kind of parallel universe, where this might happen.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

With a username like that I can only assume a level of expertise I cannot reach as I am follicle-ly challenged. I shall take your advice on board 😊

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Do children not have nose hairs? That seems off, I thought only people with certain alopecias were the only ones without nose hair

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I think they mean the kind that stick out of your nose. I didn't get those until long after my childhood ended.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I never had nose hair that bothered me until my mid 30's. I think that may be what they mean. I now trim all the time. Otherwise, my nose gets super itchy. I also have no idea how people pull them... hurts so much.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Dealing with nasal vestibulitis right now, not sure from over picking or dealing with being sick 24/7 from my daughters daycare. Took a while to figure out what was wrong with my nose. Hopefully wont be picking it much after that!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Hope whatever it is that you're feeling better soon.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

anything to do with the nose disgusts me for some reason if i touch it i gotta go wash my hands

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

You can get a nail polish like thing that tastes gross (but is non-toxic) to stop the habit of absent mindedly picking

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I thought those were to stop you from biting your nails not picking your nose.

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Less cocaine

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Just give them jalapeños. Have them play with the "fruit" for as long as they want.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I did this by accident once with chillies. Some mates and I deseeded hundreds of chillies from a chilli plant with our fingers.

Obviously we had no idea what we were doing and we paid for it in pain anywhere we touched with our hands.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Pretty sure it was teenage insecurity. Who would ever love a nose-picker? Little did I know...

Cool that I'm one of the few that don't now, though.

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