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Wide not tall (sub.wetshaving.social)
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[-] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago

Fun fact, snakes' adaptations to their feeding style are actually not about the way the jaw hinges. Instead, their lower jaw is two separately moving bones held together with stretchy ligament tissue so that each side of the mouth can be "walked along" the prey item separately.
So the chef could eat the burger... but would follow along its longest dimension to do it, laying it down sideways.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

you don't have to eat it whole

[-] [email protected] 39 points 4 days ago

But then it's not a burger, it's a pile of food presented as a stack.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Take bites at an angle and don't get all layers in each bite. Not the most satisfying option, but does allow you to eat a burger as a burger, even when they're too tall. I'm pretty sure I just unhinge my jaw, though.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Stick a fork in each end and eat it like corn on the cob.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

hehehe snake chef

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

I thing going layer-by-layer is the best strat here.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Yummy, love myself some dry bun, then drenching my fingers on greasy meat.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Silverware.....?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

It's a fucking burger why are we even here man

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Not shown here, also the plate is quite small.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Y1B4JTGIbfc

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I like tall burgers. I've eaten one with two pounds of beef (8 quarter pounders, almost a kilo) with cheese on each patty, a pound of bacon, a whole tomato, and a bunch of onion and lettuce, all on a standard size bun. It also came with two kilos of chili cheese fries. 10/10, would eat again.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

You ate all that in one sitting? Bruh.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I was on vacation in Florida with the family and popped into a beach burger place. I hadn't planned for it but saw it was a challenge they had, it cost $30 but if you could eat it in 20 minutes you got a $30 gift card for another meal and your name on the wall.

They gave me credit for beating it but to be honest I would say I was five seconds late, I had a tiny bit left to swallow. It was also SUPER hot temperature-wise when I got it, and I love boiling coffee but it was a barrier. Even as I finished the chili cheese fries at the very end of 20 minutes, they were extremely hot.

We got the gift card and fed most of the family with it a couple of days later. The place closed during COVID though so I can't do it again. I'm no pro, but I've tried seven eating challenges and only failed one, and on my failure I was very hungover.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

found the snake

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