OK time to share too much. Before we were married my now wife gave me a bj so good I literally shit myself.
I'm not taking any questions, goodbye.
this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2023
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Is there a chance you were trying not to poop for 3 days during a camping trip?
And she still married you?! Damn. That's true love.
Imagine the ego boost knowing you're so good at your craft that you made the man spontaneously and literally lose his shit. I'd never let him forget that I hold that sort of power.
And you can't even tell anyone because you and your husband would die from literal embarrassment until the end of time.
Yeah 20 years last Wednesday
U took a shit then you took a question
It really depends. Some people are good at giving BJs and some aren't. Most girls I've been with weren't all that good and rarely made me cum from it alone. It was mostly just to get warmed up, pussy always felt much better.
A couple years ago I got a BJ from this dude tho and it was just like god damn bro 😂. That shit felt fucking amazing, this guy knew what he was doing and I gained a whole new appreciation for blowjobs. Haven't received one that good since tho.
you mean a brojob
Yeah I guess you could call it that but he wasn't really a bro he was just some dude behind a dumpster.
I have this theory that same-sex people have better spontanious sex because they know what they like and apply that to their partner.
User error
Should have used docker
The licks and kisses do a lot
Ps. If youre a dick haver, ask your partner to try sucking as they would on a straw, that pressure does things to you.
The only thing unpopular about this opinion is that it’s in the form of an absolute. There’s so many factors for a good BJ. You haven’t had that combo yet.
Well... I haven't tried the grapefruit method yet.
lol, well there’s better tools for that than a grapefruit, but bring it up, show the video. Maybe you discover a citrus fetish.
Sounds like the one that gave you a bj was bad at it.
A good bj requires a combo of mouth, hands, and enthusiasm from the giver imo
I dated someone for 12 years and she really got to learn me. It takes open honest communication of what you like and don't like. In the end those were better than sex.
I see you choose violence today.
I think it depends on how sensitive you are. I don’t find getting a bj pleasurable but I’ve had guys moaning “ohhh fuck oh fuckkkkk” when giving them.
Girth and length are also a thing. As well as the mouth size and technique. Communicate to the sucker!
I've had a handful of memorable bjs, but most are rough.
What was the technique that caused that response?
Nothing special, just normal deep throating.
Best one I received she was did a lot of long licking with eye contact. It was sexy AF.
Edit: Standing up hand in the pants handjob is hot too. It's all foreplay. Build up the tension. Tease. Enjoy. That's how you get good feeling blowjobs/eaten out/handies/fingering.
When it comes to head, dudes are best 🤷♂️
I sure like giving them, I just don't like getting them. From guys or girls.
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I think the craziest part about this is how you enjoy handies... there is a lot of factors in a bj that would make everyone's experience different but a handy is a handy and I've basically told people to stop because they are just that awful.
As someone who has been with the same person for over a decade there are incredible life changing bjs and then ones where I am just trying to finish as quick as possible because you can tell their heart just isn't in it. With that said I would never turn one down!
A good BJ usually includes a good handy. If you like the latter alone then a BJ should just be that much better.
Different strokes for different folks
Never did it for me either. It took my gf a long time to realize that she wasn't doing anything wrong, I just don't get a lot out of oral sex. I'd take a good hand job over mouth stuff any day when it comes to foreplay. Different strokes (heh) for different folks
I'd rather just fuck, forget about the BJ/HJ. If she wants to be eaten out, no problem I'm down. But personally, I have no interest in the appetizer, give me the main course. It doesn't do it for me.
But I've been with my first girlfriend for 10 years so I might not have enough experience to make an informed decision.
This will piss people off but do what feels good for you.
I agree. It's fine as foreplay, but I had a gf get legit mad at me because she couldn't make me cum with just a bj.
Wow, that's dumb.
You you let her practise
Yup, this is indeed unpopular. But I imagine if teeth bother you that it might not be that pleasant
I am absolutely with you. It tickles. Where you give the blowjob it just tickles me so i loose any interest. Give me the real thing. I really don’t need that. If she is erected the pheromones are enough to get me running.
I've had 2 good BJs in my life and even then I would have preferred penetration.
Completely agree... for all the whining women do about how men don't know how a clit works, not one woman apparently knows what to do with a penis.