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[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

"Oh, hang on, silly me: I forgot I actually just had a massive, massive breakfast. Can I get on the flight now please?"

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

By the time that exchange is half way through, I've already been wrestled to the floor by an air marshall.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

I know, it's really annoying when you just want war and someone helps you out to fix it all

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2025

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