How badly they want to show me ads, it's impressive. Desperate ain't sexy guys

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[–] 141 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Why leave the app installed if you're done using it?

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  • [–] [S] 119 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Knowing how prone they are to this kind of crap, I wanted to wait and see what it'd say when my streak ran out, I wasn't disappointed

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  • [–] 77 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    If you use the duolingo widget you can watch duo drop down a depressive spiral until they eventually die alone in the desert. It's my favorite part of the app.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    I uninstalled the app years ago and still see this in the play store.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Damn! The more I read I about it, the creepier it gets! The fuck is wrong with them.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Alot. Which is a shame because the app used to be decent a little over a decade ago. I remember using it back in highschool before the gamification and, without paying, it would let you access community forums, review lessons, and a lot of other features now locked behind a paywall or gone entirely.

    I still remember when the heart system was first introduced and getting pissed that i had to essentially get everything right to keep moving forward in the lesson or pay to refill my hearts. I uninstalled when it became 3 wrong answers and youre done for the day without payment.

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    never used Duolingo, but i think i can relate now, i had a toxic girlfriend that would talk to me in Portuguese, i don't speak that language

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    never used Duolingo

    i don’t speak that language

    I believe I may have a solution

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    [–] 81 points 1 year ago (14 children)

    Come to think of it, an application threatening, shaming, and guilt tripping you into coming back might not be the healthiest thing ever.

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  • [–] 50 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    The aggressive notifications to do a lesson are literally why I use it. I have ADHD. Without the owl threatening to kill me and everyone I know, I would forget about it and forget all that I've learned so far. 😔

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  • [–] 72 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    "Streaks" are shitty dark patterns IMO.

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    [–] 59 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (10 children)

    2291 days streak

    Fuck. I dunno what to do with this

    Edit: just cancelled my subscription to super Duolingo. Fuck them

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    I think posting your high score might make people want to top you.

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    [–] 54 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    One notification like this and your app immediately gets notification permission revoked on my phone (if not uninstalled).

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago*

    I have notifications disabled by default, by that I mean the moment an app requests permission I deny it, unless it's a messaging app, an app store that I want update notifications from or something I trust etc., and if it triggers more than three requests it's off my phone.

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    [–] 44 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    I stopped using duolingo a couple years ago because I noticed I was just doing the bare minimum to maintain my streak instead of actually learning something new.

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    [–] 40 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Soon you can switch to Lingonaut and take your duolingo streak with you: https://lingonaut.app/

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    [–] 31 points 1 year ago (14 children)

    Wife's streak is at 1,618 days across multiple categories. Almost 4.5 years. I imagine it's like smoking at this point.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    What is the actual point of a streak?

    A sense of pride and accomplishment?

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Does she actually speak the language she's learning?

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Duolingo is not about learning a language. It's about giving you the illusion of learning a language.

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    [–] 19 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Duolingo is so stupidly annoying these days. It has gotten so much worse compared to a few years ago.

    Constant bugging, too many popups that are almost as bad as Microsoft products. I want to learn a goddamn language not jump through a hundred hoops every single time.

    Not to mention that it all boils down to a guessing game. Some questions have multiple answers and unless you choose that specific one that DuoLingo had in mind it counts as wrong. It also won't tell you why you guessed wrong.

    Are there better apps these days?

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    [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    There’s a great video from WSJ with their exec team that talks about how those notifications are hugely beneficial both to their users, and to their revenue. Even if you pay for the full thing like I do you still get those notifications. They aren’t “desperate” they’re targeted specifically to get people to come back and keep learning. They also don’t care about showing you ads as much since their majority of money comes from paying users. If anything the ads are to just get you to pay for the app.

    https://youtu.be/9KqrnBiyBQ8

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (19 children)

    Anyone have a good Duolingo alternative?

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Quit your current life and move to a country where they speak the language you want to learn. Get a menial job in a small town, find new friends, and learn what love is. Then you’ll know what it truly means to speak a language.

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  • [–] 57 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    This is the language equivalent of the "I have a small issue with this software." - "Have you tried switching your OS to Linux and using a FOSS alternative?" conversation lol

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Lol it's almost even more extreme and has a common trope I love. "Hey I got this spam text..."

    "Burn all your devices. Remove yourself from the grid. Scrub your identity. Purchase a single burner phone. Root it and install Graphene. Yes it's hard. Google it. Wait, don't google it. Search for it elsewhere. Amass money somehow without using technology. Cut off your family ties. You need to move to another country. You will need a work visa to move to most countries. But to get that you will need an accepted job in advance. And to have that you will probably need to access technology. Instead, buy a fake passport, because very few countries will just let you 'move somewhere' with a 'menial job.' Once you get there, develop passive income streams and quit your job. After you have been a landlord for two years you will finally know what it's like to claim that being a landlord is a real job because you need to talk to tenants and file paperwork natively for an hour or two a week."

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    [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I remember a while back, I was too busy for a little while to use Duo and came back to the widget trying to guilt trip me into using it. Because I missed like half a week. It's so toxic and honestly isn't even that useful for learning. So I uninstalled that shit immediately.

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