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Uhhh ummm you shit yourself
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About to stand up for my sales pitch - this is my chance to introduce white rompers to the world! Surely I can trust a sneaky little toot…..
I'm happy to inform you that you rolled a 5. You shit yourself.
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ah, is this why 666 is the number of the beast?
Correct. Also you shit yourself
not related but my pet theory is it's called "going number two" because you always pee and poo hence using 2 holes ipso facto no 2
the number of Mister Beast
Aight let's go i feel like a gamble
Oh crab shit flip i dropped rhe dice and can't find it uhhhh let's um say, it was a four. You shit yourself
HELL YEAH
Roll for me 
Dice is hotttttt todayyy let's see. You rolled a 3! You shit yourself
3 factorial - yep that'll do it
Yipeeh! 
Please 6 please 6 please 6 please 6
You rolled a 6! You shit yourself :)
Roll for +1 slight of hand, I try to pretend I didn't fard
In this edition you can roll shite of hand. You shit yourself
Ha joke's on you, i refuse to be subject to the probabilistic whims of an uncaring universe. I preemptively shit myself
Can I still tell your dice roll? (Ir was a 2)
Russian poolette
Exactly, but every chamber is loaded (you shit yourself)
omg
Wanna roll? It's good odds
of course
You shit yourself. (You rolled a 3)
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I just pooped bout an hour ago so my butt is empty.
That's what you think. You rolled a five. You shit yourself.
Okay, lets do this
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Hit me
The fact you didn't say 'shit me' means you deserve this 6. You shit yourself
Hit me
Sir your dacks are already cacked. You can't shit no more
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I do not roll the dice thus my pants remain poop free. Just like father marx intended 
Shitdiceroll. A curious game. The winning move is not to play (you shit yourself)
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