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[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago

That question just gave me anxiety. That is exactly the type of question I would get. Technically it's not but does the people who wrote that think that? Is it a trap question or a smart question? Omg I gotta not think about this anymore...

[-] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

Exactly, maybe the person who wrote it thinks its a programming language, maybe machine language is defined as a language that can be interpreted by a machine.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

WYSIWYG has been around so long that people forget markup languages and batch text processing have been around for a long time. LaTeX and Groff seem to be the sole survivors.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Well what the fuck is a machine language?

Is is data transmitted between parties (machines) to convey information? HTML fits this definition.

Do they mean machine code? Because some call machine code "machine language".

Either way the answer is D.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I fucking hate these kinds of questions. D is the CORRECT answer because TECHNICALLY html is a markup language and not a programming language but the average person irl will just call you a dipshit for trying to explain that. If this were a question on a shitty academic exam, its going to be a 50/50 toss up on which will get counted as correct because the Autograder Bot Knows All(TM) but you better not fucking use AI to get your low effort AI-generated homework done quicker because fuck you.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

Tell the moderator, let him ask production. You're not playing in a black box.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Bro if someone called me a dipshit for a technicality in a contest where money is at stake? They are a dipshit. Being serious about the questions is the point.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Thought exactly the same. I'd like to know how the legal side would look like. Let's say you say D. Could you go to court if they say it's wrong?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Guessing you have to sign a release/arbitration/"suck it" agreement when you agree to come on the show.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I would answer B even though D is correct. There is no technicality about. B is wrong.

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[-] [email protected] 107 points 1 day ago

Man this question would sink me because of the misnomer that HTML is a programming language.

[-] [email protected] 77 points 1 day ago

It's basically gambling on the nerdiness of the question's writer. Do they think HTML is a programming language? Do they know that people think it's a programming language and trying to trap them? Do they know it's not a programming language but also know most people would think it is one and so are using the common, loose definition of a programming language in order not to trap people?

My brain would melt

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

Mine wouldn't.

It is a quiz, they know what they are talking about if they put the question in. And if they don't, you get to call out the quiz master for being wrong.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago

But I’d rather have the million dollars than the satisfaction of calling out the show for being wrong.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

I would challenge the question right there and demand an expert counsel to explain why HyperTextMarkupLanguage is classified as a programming language when it's not even Turing complete. It's a markup language. Security would have to drag me, I'd die on the specificity hill.

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[-] [email protected] 61 points 1 day ago

I would loudly go on the record for my reasoning that Hypertext Markup Language is not Turing Complete, and therefore fails to be a programming language by the only academic and theoretical definition that matters.

They already are going to award me "lawyer up" money, so I'll come after them for damages later if B is the "right' answer.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

wrong again! CSS is turing complete, and HTML can include inline CSS, so you can implement a Turing machine in HTML only (without external .js files)

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

It can also include inline JS. HTML alone cannot be turing complete, but HTML+CSS is.

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[-] [email protected] 80 points 1 day ago

It’s right there in the name: it’s a markup language. Hyper Text Markup Language. HTML.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

~~Huge Turd Must Laugh~~

Huge Tongue Must Lick

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Thanks, now I'm a huge turd

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Omg, you gave me a great idea. Don't ask how. Updated it.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago

There is a difference between “markup language” and “programming language”.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That's the point isn't it? Or did you mean that with a question mark attached?
The only correct answer is D, and it got the least votes. 😋

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

That's the etymological fallacy. The name itself doesn't determine the meaning. According to that logic, python isn't a programming language either but a snake

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago

Fun fact python was named after Monty python, not the snake.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

What was Monty Python named after?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

It's named after the python language, obviously. Nothing beats recursive referencing.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If it walks like a snake and quacks like a snake...

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The name itself doesn't determine the meaning.

The name in this case is defined by the meaning if you will. Programming languages are used to write programs. A HTML file is much closer to a PDF than to what can be considered a program.

Also fun fact python is named after the comedy group Monty Python rather than the snake.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago

Actually, PDF is a turing complete programming language.

PDF is a simplification and wrapper around the computer language PostScript - a PostScript or PDF doc literally runs on the printer or computer and outputs the rasterisation of the thing you want to print.

PostScript is language based around a stack. You can define functions (which may be fully recursive) that run on the stack.

Here's a small example:

/ANGLE {
   newpath
   100 0 moveto
   0 0 lineto
   100 50 lineto
   stroke
} def

10 setlinewidth
0 setlinejoin
100 200 translate
ANGLE

1 setlinejoin
0 70 translate
ANGLE

2 setlinejoin
0 70 translate
ANGLE

As such, PDF that's actually similar to Python, and HTML is closer to something like a JSON or XML document.

Note however that HTML can contain Javscript or WASM programs, but these are embedded rather than features of HTML.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

Consider me outjerked 🎩🤏

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

Ok, but hear me out. Have you seen most Python code?

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ah yes, the humour effect bias. In case nobody noticed, everybody chose Alien Language.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago

What really has my brain in a knot is: Does option "D: None of these" include or exclude option D?

This statement is false.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Phones a friend = no one answers.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Not expected Amitabh Bacchan and Indian who wants to be a Millonaire or Kaun bane ga Crorepati. Lemmy has got me suprised. Also HTML is markup not a programming language.

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