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[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago

I used to be like that, completely content with the most basic of food just to satisfy hunger and move on.

Now I'm fancy and put them in a tortilla.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Somebody’s coming up in the world!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Next thing you know, he'll be putting pickled chives on top of the tortilla!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Ooo lah dee dah, Mr Fancy pants over here. Where I'm from it's called flatbread.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

He gave hotdogs a cameltoe...

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Shot in the dark, they're doing keto in the saddest way possible.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Well yeah, you're wasting probably about 1/4 of each slice on the plate. Break those corners off and layer them back on top, you heathen.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

To be honest, I would be mad too. Makes me think of a quadruple amputee in a one piece bathing suit.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Looks like the hot dogs are wearing a one piece swimsuit

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago
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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Looks more like pigs under a sheet than pigs in a blanket.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

If you think that's good, you should try real cheese

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I think Kraft singles is the perfect cheese pairing with hot dogs... It's not a wagyu burger lol

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

😄 exactly, haha

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Kraft Singles are awful, and can barely be considered food. It's certainly not cheese. Seriously, just look at the label.

I'm not a food snob, in fact I really like American cheese (Cooper Sharp ftw) in the right context. Kraft Singles gives American cheese a bad name. It ruins anything it's used on/in.

I'd rather just eat the hot dogs without it.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

lol

I eat real cheese if I want to eat something that's not garbage food. But sometimes you just wanna eat some garbage food, know what I'm saying?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Kraft Singles are never worth eating

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

We don't get that brand where I live in Europe. But of course there are other slices of hamburger cheddar cheese available of varying quality. 👍

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Hello, human resources?

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