171
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
top 12 comments
sorted by: hot top new old
[-] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago

Actually a little surprised they still test and track this stuff and it wasn't cut for uhhh, efficiency?

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

They took a fair bit of heat for keeping the last outbreak secret

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

OK now! Now they're cut off.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Fake news. There's no salmon in cucumbers. Eat your carrots to be immune.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Confirming my firm opinion that cucumbers should have never been food...

Unless, of course, dill pickled.

😂

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Cucumbers are delicious, you hater.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Its great in salads and who could forget pickles.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Judging from the list it looks like just prepared foods at specific grocery stores, not the raw produce.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Reminder to wash your veggies. It won't always help but it might when it counts

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

They need to stop sticking the cucumbers in the chickens

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Better not, that's my favorite porn

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Another reason not to buy American produce.

this post was submitted on 31 May 2025
171 points (99.4% liked)

News

29967 readers
3397 users here now

Welcome to the News community!

Rules:

1. Be civil


Attack the argument, not the person. No racism/sexism/bigotry. Good faith argumentation only. This includes accusing another user of being a bot or paid actor. Trolling is uncivil and is grounds for removal and/or a community ban. Do not respond to rule-breaking content; report it and move on.


2. All posts should contain a source (url) that is as reliable and unbiased as possible and must only contain one link.


Obvious right or left wing sources will be removed at the mods discretion. Supporting links can be added in comments or posted seperately but not to the post body.


3. No bots, spam or self-promotion.


Only approved bots, which follow the guidelines for bots set by the instance, are allowed.


4. Post titles should be the same as the article used as source.


Posts which titles don’t match the source won’t be removed, but the autoMod will notify you, and if your title misrepresents the original article, the post will be deleted. If the site changed their headline, the bot might still contact you, just ignore it, we won’t delete your post.


5. Only recent news is allowed.


Posts must be news from the most recent 30 days.


6. All posts must be news articles.


No opinion pieces, Listicles, editorials or celebrity gossip is allowed. All posts will be judged on a case-by-case basis.


7. No duplicate posts.


If a source you used was already posted by someone else, the autoMod will leave a message. Please remove your post if the autoMod is correct. If the post that matches your post is very old, we refer you to rule 5.


8. Misinformation is prohibited.


Misinformation / propaganda is strictly prohibited. Any comment or post containing or linking to misinformation will be removed. If you feel that your post has been removed in error, credible sources must be provided.


9. No link shorteners.


The auto mod will contact you if a link shortener is detected, please delete your post if they are right.


10. Don't copy entire article in your post body


For copyright reasons, you are not allowed to copy an entire article into your post body. This is an instance wide rule, that is strictly enforced in this community.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS