Called this (not that it took much talent):

https://hexbear.net/comment/6083632

"Folks the Chinese I've decided to go easy on them, they're very weak and in a bad spot and I'm a nice guy, I'm a nice guy. I look at them in this bad spot and I said okay I'll go easy on you, it's very sad, very sad what's going on in China and you know I'm America first but I had to do it, just had to do it. They're in a very bad spot, it would be a catastrophe if I didn't and then it would be our problem too. They still have too much of our stuff and I think we need to figure out a way to get it back but it's going to take some time and some plans. And let me tell you folks I have the best plans, I'm a planning genius. People are constantly coming up to me and telling me how brilliant my plans are. So we're going to use these wonderful plans and we're going to win but it's going to take time. And right now folks let me tell you we need to deal with the radical left lunatics in this country. Did you see what happened just recently? They made Elon into the soyjack, they turned him into the soyjack and humiliated him. It's disgusting and we can't allow it. These radical left America-hating universities have got to put a stop to this. We're not going to allow it anymore folks."

Can't fucking believe I'm living in the timeline where fascism is accompanied by tweets written like a trashy Holywood movie

I created an artificial problem. I then fixed the problem I created. But I'll create the problem again if you don't call me more often Xi.

This is just another example of an American president acting as they always do. Usually it doesn't have destroying their own economy on the mean time

It'll be tragic if someone ghostwrites his memoirs, we really need it straight from the source

Trump is still the reigning champion of imaginary fights in the shower

i am remembering The Sopranos, Furio saying "you gotta bee on-a you hat" and then slapping a guy upside the head.

real 5-D chess shit from a high level game theorist.

I would like to send a gift basket to every person who works for the Chinese government who needs to deal with this crap. Can you imagine trying to a keep a real country going and now this is part of your day? What's Mandarin for 'this...this I don't need'? Can you imagine thinking anything but that Americans have to be the dumbest fucking morons on the planet?

Man, that TACO insult really got to him, didn’t it?

I think this is the most "I'm not mad, don't put in the newspaper that I got mad" that I think I've ever seen Trump.

The best TACO bowls are made in Trump Tower!

China will fall any moment now I swear please believe me I promise

This reads like a Joker bit or something. So unoriginal