Called this (not that it took much talent):

https://hexbear.net/comment/6083632

"Folks the Chinese I've decided to go easy on them, they're very weak and in a bad spot and I'm a nice guy, I'm a nice guy. I look at them in this bad spot and I said okay I'll go easy on you, it's very sad, very sad what's going on in China and you know I'm America first but I had to do it, just had to do it. They're in a very bad spot, it would be a catastrophe if I didn't and then it would be our problem too. They still have too much of our stuff and I think we need to figure out a way to get it back but it's going to take some time and some plans. And let me tell you folks I have the best plans, I'm a planning genius. People are constantly coming up to me and telling me how brilliant my plans are. So we're going to use these wonderful plans and we're going to win but it's going to take time. And right now folks let me tell you we need to deal with the radical left lunatics in this country. Did you see what happened just recently? They made Elon into the soyjack, they turned him into the soyjack and humiliated him. It's disgusting and we can't allow it. These radical left America-hating universities have got to put a stop to this. We're not going to allow it anymore folks."