Mine doesn't care about jellyfin yet. Soon though.

Same. My two older kids (teenagers) will come to me with literal lists of albums and TV shows 😂

My kid's always asking my ex, "Mom, why don't you just get Jellyfin? It has, like, everything."

We'd just tape them off the TV though, so halfway through you'd get an advert for a DFS sale that must end this Sunday, or that bizarre one about milk (Accrington Stanley, who are they?)

I later found out that they'd put these tapes on for us when they wanted to be left alone for a few hours. And we watched them a lot. Not sure what was more worn out by the end, the tape or my dad.

Just hide a bag of cocaine in their room. Their credibility will plummit simply by pointing out to authorities that they have a hard drug problem and showing evidence.

Nobody cares. Tell your kids it's illegal once they are old enough to understand. My youngest just realized at 13. She always thought it was just another streaming service.

Narcing you out to who the Motion Picture Association?

Jurassic Park no one cares scene dot gif

Raise your kid to understand when the right time to tell someone when bad things are happening and when to not. This should naturally be taught for what morals and ethics you would want to instill. So the solution is to raise your kids with understanding and don't live in fear. Explain why you move the way you do. Not just monkey see monkey do.

I'd recommend Dr. Ramones' therapeutic procedure.

Yeah, it’s a satire site that got big in punk rock circles some years ago making fun of the Punk and Hardcore scene.

I didn’t know it was still going.

Edit: there it is! https://thehardtimes.net/about/

If I ever have a kid they will be the one that has friends over for Minecraft LAN parties.

My kids are so used to ad-free YouTube, they nag me when it breaks.