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[-] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago

Verzijlbergh explained that Belgian wind farms have an advantage over Dutch ones. “They are located southwest of the Dutch parks and the wind often comes from the southwest, so you often steal some of our wind,” he said.

Umm, my guy. It sounds like it's their wind and they graciously pass on their leftovers instead of "extracting" all of the wind.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

It was then that the Dutch poldered the Netherlands out to upwind of the Belgian wind farms.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Would be such a power move.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago

Peak old man yells at clouds.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

They're gonna steal them next!

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Im sending them my farts

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

How did they catch wind of this?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

There’s a fart joke here somewhere…

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

"But it turned out the French were the ones producing it all along."

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

ooooo those Belgians! That's why they have those little twirly moustaches!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Just ask them to spin the windmills in reverse 3% of the time

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

In an interview with Belgian broadcaster VRT, Verzijlbergh said: “A wind turbine is designed to extract wind from the air. If you measure behind a wind turbine, the wind blows less hard. Behind a wind farm with many wind turbines together, you really see lower wind speeds.”

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Just don't break it, before you send the wind onwards to me...

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

They’ll never have more trumps than the US.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

For fuck's sake... it starts...

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Next thing we know they'll be accusing chestnuts of being lazy.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, give our wind back you patat and wafel eating neighbors! We have the wind GEKOLONISEERD!

What a load of bullshit. It's fucking wind. Enough for all of us.

I like our southern neighbors (well, onky the Flamish). We should work together more instead of making these bullshit claims to fucking wind.

this post was submitted on 29 May 2025
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