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Arm's reach (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

No wonder they were so angry all the time

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

family guy did a cutaway of that

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

What if two T-rexes worked together?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

That’s how baby T-rexes are born

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

That doesn’t sound scientific. They probably just dug a hole and humped that.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

It could grip it by the husk!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I remember that Reddit thread...

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

jacking it with a bro!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

...a 69 i guess

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Did T-Rex have a cloaca?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Do you need to use your arms to masturbate?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Might as well ask if a chicken could.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'm not sure if it is called masturbation or not, but I have unfortunately seen several mammals ejaculate without any physical stimuli. I'm not sure if other animal groups do this.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

the real question is whether they had penises in the first place, not even hank green knows

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

T-Rex's heart gives out trying to masturbate

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

"life, uh, finds a way"

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

No problem as long as the schlong is long enough.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Would be be able to do it with his feet and/or thighs while laying on his side?

this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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