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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

hw tf are you taking 3 on and off

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

are they damn snap pants jeans

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The most correct version is not even an option? Is obvious that a pretzel would use them as in 2, but instead of two stupid pants is only have one where each lower "curve" are the foots.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Finally some serious content in this brain rod community

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Yeah, exactly!!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If some day in the future, I have to take the pants off my Auntie Anne's before eating it, I'm coming back here and we're gonna have words.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I think a pretzel would wear a skirt

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

I also have no idea where the crotch of the pretzel is.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Number 1. Number 2 is upside down so it’s really just two hats.  Number 3 would be like buttless chaps.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

upside down

I could be wrong, but given that the original pretzel shape was meant to represent someone with hands clasped in prayer, I think you might be wrong there

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Number 2 is not upside down. There seems to be no real consensus on what is "up" for a pretzel, but one alleged origin indicates that the pretzel was shaped after praying hands in the middle ages, which would mean 2 is right side up. Also, when they are made in a bakery, due to how the technique is done, they are placed like in 2, and that direction is also reflected on some more traditional bakery signs.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

This sounds like a fabrication straight from Big Pretzel. What are you going to claim next, that pretzel sticks don’t have a right side up either?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

Big Pretzel is probably way to busy keeping the tasty European baked goods away from the Americans instead of spending time on proper Pretzel rotation. Also, every kid knows that pretzel sticks have a top and bottom, don't be ridiculous! :P

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

As a German I can say those are pretty terrible pretzels - the good ones are way more fluffy in the bottom half and thin and crisp at the twisted parts

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Now I want to buy a pretzel

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

You're welcome :D

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Why is the pretzel upside down in #2? You don't wear pants on your head.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Some say that the pretzel shape represents praying with your arms crossed over your chest, so that one would be rightside-up.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Probably the same way they wear lederhosen.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

1 and 2 are obviously upside down beanies. Therefore, logically 3.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

First they made the m&m less sexy and now this -.-

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