Only ten times?? You need to keep rereading until you achieve ego death and the words blend into an alphabet soup.. I would have accidentally sent hundreds of videos of me masturbating by now if I were so reckless as to only reread 10 times…..
The trick is to keep all your masturbation videos in the "homework" folder.
The actual trick is to keep all your videos on an old device that you keep offline
And remember to rename the resume file from draft-final-final-final-final to something reasonable
This is why I just use git to track changes to my CV. I also have branches for different application types.
Wait thats actually fucking genius
This is why you should just put the date in the file name in ISO 8601 format, no indication how many times you've been over this
Yeah, like I'm going to show them how desperate I am like that
And I guess time if you do many revisions on the same day?
Yes, a good reasonable name like draft-final-final-final-final_v2_to_print_THIS_ONE_b
Yeah, i have a relative like that.
...anyone knows something like Paperwork (a CMS i guess?) but with support for Open Document too?
Worked with a guy once who instead of uploading his doctors note to the HR website, uploaded a recipe for chicken soup
Using the power of AI, you too could send your boss emails that read like the following, completely hassle-free:
"Certainly, here is a version of your email without slurs or aggressive phrasing.
Dear Fred,
..."
What is this, amateur hour? Resume goes in documents and naked dancing videos go in homework/project/new project 2/data collection/november.
my porn folder is called "not porn" and also hidden (with the hidden folder feature you can toggle on an off)
Which OS are you referring to?
Most desktop OSes have support for hidden files
windows 10
"Dear Egracious Cunt..."
Ah goddamn it every time
I once got a notification from jira because somebody uploaded their wedding photos to a ticket I was following.
The struggle is real.
I thought that was my resume?
https://youtube.com/shorts/AvjDJf1wS0Y
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