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[–] 55 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I actually did not guess that.

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  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago (3 children)
  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    God works in mysterious ways

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    You shouldn't be pre-gaming comunion with worst tacobell has to offer

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst...

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    The Lord does not accept such excuses. Go in your soiled Sunday best just as you are seen before Him.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Shit happens, it jumped up and bit me, life is like a box of chocolates never know when your gonna shit, I JUST KEPT RUNNING

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Wait I thought you didn't make it to church?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    It was supposed to be a fart but it came with friends.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Light a candle, ffs.

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  • So it reads that moment of silent prayer, and I just couldn't stop farting. Squeaker after squeaker squoze out of their own volition, almost like a metronome. Every five seconds. I had to get up and leave because I was embarrassed and also was losing a battle against the giggles.

    So like let's not say church is always boring.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago
    [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    cha-cha-cha

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