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cute date idea <3 (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

transcription: cute date idea, we go to a cabin in the woods completely off the grid, you cant tell anybody where were going, make sure you bring one of those enema things, dont worry you can trust me. once we arrive you need to wear this blindfold, we dont want to ruin the surprise now do we? its okay, you can trust me. ill bring you inside the, ill bring you inside okay,. you may or may not hear the sounds of a television playing "the human centipede" a 2009 dutch body horror film directed by tom six, redubbed in german, dont concern yourself with this. dont worry, you can trust me. if you follow my direction well, then you can take off the blindfold, dont worry about if you dont, we can talk about that later. inside the, inside, you will find various types of pasta, some soft, some hard, some cooked, some uncooked, you will be tasked with making me macaroni art depicting how much you love me, and then after a... mild review process, we can proceed to the "fun" part of the evening. dont worry you can trust me. if you go into the very back room you will notice a pool, please slather yourself in mayo and enter, dont worry you can trust me, get on ~~all fours and open your mouth, dont worry you can trust me, i enter with a camera and cattle pro... ~~

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

You lost me at the human centipede (I hate this movie😖)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

that was quick~

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

backs away slowly whilst maintaining eye contact

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

oooo, choices, we like choices!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

By becoming part of a glorious creation!human centipede

or

DEATH

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Good thing we cannot die then 😉

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

And don't worry, you can trust me

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

dont worry, i trust you <3

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I just did the Baahl ending in Baldurs Gate 3, as my first ever ending Ü

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

ew.

shoo shooo, thads weird n uncomf. ew.

no thanks. will hide dis post. ew again!

why be so uncomf n like - weird in bad way n like - not cool.

genuine ew tho.

why. why wud u post dis?

r u tryin to create contrast? cuz u r. ew.

why. no thank u.

thads sooooo uncomf. ew.

why put awful thought in head? why put awful post in 196?

thads so ew of u.

im srri, i cnt see the funi. dis is nt funi. no. not. funi.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

This might not be a good community for you.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

oh... right........ ,....,.,,..,......

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thank u for remindin me...

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

it's a reference to this video: https://youtu.be/GFokXnCCMf8

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

if you dislike seeing these kinds of posts so much why dont u just.... turn off nsfw posts in settings?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

hmrmsm.s.... i guess so.... bt... bt alsuu like uhm - thads like - duno bout that cuz - somtimes they r fine!!! somtimes they rlli r fine!!

bt dis one is owch and spoopy. i duno why nice person wud post such... ~things...~

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I was down until you got to the cattle prod

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

well ill revise plans for our next one then :3

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

no thanks :3

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

mm maybe a content warning would have been good and appropriate? pls

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

my bad, thought i marked this nsfw

this post was submitted on 25 May 2025
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