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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago

Your fart ends where my face begins.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 12 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 13 hours ago

Yeah I'm thinking red won this debate.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 21 hours ago

Notice they never said no to the incest parentage.

[–] [email protected] 160 points 23 hours ago (6 children)

I'm thinking we don't exactly want everybody on Lemmy. Just the people who'd actually put in a little bit of effort.

Yes, I know this is the shitpost community.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 40 minutes ago

Yes, green truly behaved disgracefully there

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Its hard to say, because I also want more niche hobbies to actually have content on lemmy. Ideally I want reddit users that only look at the front page to stay there, and every hobby subreddit user to come over.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 49 minutes ago

I thought about starting an extremely niche community and the moment I finish posting, I actually don't want to deal with commenters/posting regularly/moderating.

[–] [email protected] 155 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 68 points 23 hours ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 41 minutes ago

))<>((

Forever.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

[slaps you around a bit with a large trout]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago

Imma store ur pee in ma balls.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

[puts on robe and wizard hat]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 43 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

[inflates you making you big and round]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 20 hours ago

[greentexts you]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

Tan balloon! Tan balloon! Hahahaha

[–] [email protected] 12 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Goddammit I was going to steal it!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

What better place than Lemmy shitpost for premium "[farts in face]" discourse?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 23 hours ago

Terrence and Philip?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Y'all are delusional if you think Lemmy doesn't have this shit already. The main dev is legitimately in contention for the most cringe person on the Internet.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

i don't agree with him but while he is cringe, he is also free

[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago

Shit. Did Elon buy this too?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 23 hours ago

For reeeeal, I want an internet univeristy town. If I wanted to deal with a dumptruck full of dickbags all the time, I would move to Boston and go back on reddit.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 22 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 61 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Reminds me more of Diogenes but... Uh...

jerks off in public

[–] [email protected] 11 points 21 hours ago

In the agora straight up jorkin it.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh people forget to not feed trolls everywhere; that's hardly a Lemmy phenomenon.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 23 hours ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

As far as I’m aware, in the US, the only mandated and enforced expiration dates by law are for baby food manufacturers.

Everything else is a vendor suggestion.

And don’t feed the trolls.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

The US market regulations (except California for some reason) are surreal. $7.25 minimum wage, chlorinated chicken, bleached flour, lying labels etc.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

Apparently this is all about bird feed. Does this stuff normally have expiration dates?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago

I was also on the internet when I was 14. It would have been better if I were ignored

[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

I love watching NPCs so much

Why censor usernames?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 21 hours ago (6 children)

Because people WILL go and harass users whose names they've seen in screenshots. Sure it's usually not hard to find them anyway but you don't have to make it extra easy, do you?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

Yeah I wanted to go look at fart guy's post history for more gold

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Why censor usernames?

To be honest I stole the screenshot

If you want heres the link

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