I see the word onion but I fully believe this is true

Every time lately, I gotta check and make sure it's satire.

Oh man I totally ate it.

Trump was actually victimized by the Central Park Five. After they didn't rape that poor girl, they entered Trump Tower, disguised as a cleaning crew, and found their way to the penthouse. They broke into Trump's private residence and, summoning superhuman strength, pinned him to the floor. At that point, one of them pulled out a can of orange spray paint. And that is why Trump is who he is today.

White genocide. It could happen to you.

Poor guy, I never even knew he was such a victim.

I hope his head gets crushed in a vice.

He's dead now, right? Brain dead, RIGHT???